I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.
trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine
when you have an idea for an AU but realize no one would probably RP it with you
sir could you just calm down for a second
swans don’t calm down they just stop to think of better faster and more efficient ways to fucking murder you
fellas to my left…honeys on my right…folks who don’t fit into the gender binary levitate above me in cool poses…
I want someone to look at me the way tumblr looks at Natalie Dormer
i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out