i dont understand, my mom told me the best way to get a job is to butter the interviewer up. now im here with an angry old fellow covered in butter and a court ordered restraining order.
you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud
in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"
they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me
it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it
They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.
i have never ever watched or read harry potter can i have an award for that
there you go
CANADA JUST LIKE FULL GAY
the sound of high heels on the pavement as you walk is the ultimate power trip, like you could be buying milk or on your way to assassinate someone
or you could be crippling yourself to uphold a patriarchal beauty standard
OH MY GO D SHUT THE FUCK UP NOT EVERYTHING IS ‘FOR THE PATRIARCHY BEAUTY STANDARD’ YOU WHINY FUCKS HAS IT EVER FUCKING OCCURRED TO YOU THAT SOME WOMEN WEAR HEELS COS THEY FUCKING WANT TO JESUS CHRIST
nO FUCKING WAY.
In terms of animation do you understand how long this must’ve taken
I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
my favorite post of 2013
Biscuits and gravy are delicious
Why would you eat gravy with biscuits?!?!
why wouldnt i
finally it’s the british people who don’t get it
I’M SORRY BUT THAT IS NEITHER BISCUITS NOR GRAVY?!?!
why is this happening
this website is a mess