angizzoli:

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

This is so my life that’s hurt





disturbingly-average:


i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian



you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 



forfuckssykes:

j5h:

some people wanna spread their wings and fly, i just wanna spread my legs and ride

not sure if this person is an avid motorcyclist or just extremely open about their sexuality



soras-majestic-butt:

do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is

image



rniner:

how many followers do you need before people starting buying you things 





snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich



notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.